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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 00:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have you been arrested or investigated?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Hoka, Brooks, Adidas and More Top Running Shoes Are Up to 70% Off, but They're Selling Fast - EatingWell

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

What are some photos of masturbation?

Then came..

So they tried

No, not a chance

How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Why are white women so overly emotional?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

— fri(end)s forever!

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

No way

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?