What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:48

Still no good
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
What are some photos of masturbation?
Then came..
So they tried
No, not a chance
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
No way
No go.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.